BY 11:01, BARACK OBAMA WILL HAVE BEEN NAMED THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Folks, I think it’s fair to say this presidential race is over.
Democrat Barack Obama currently has a projected total of 207 electoral votes on FOX News, MSNBC, and CNN.
When the polls close in the western border of the United States at 11, the left-leaning states of California, Oregon, and Washington will be declared blue.
California has [...]

CLOWN WHO THINKS OBAMA IS A MUSLIM EXPLAINS WHY HE’S VOTING FOR HIM, BUT STILL THINKS OBAMA’S A TERRORIST ENABLER

Well, our acquaintance Jarett Jay Casesa has responded to my most recent criticism of his videos. If you don’t know who Jarett is, let me give a brief synopsis for you. Jarett first garnered publicity on poligionTODAY after I criticized him for providing insufficient evidence for his claim that Barack Obama is a Muslim, and [...]

JOHN MCCAIN FINALLY DECRIES HATEFUL OBAMA TALK AT RALLIES

At a political rally Friday in Lakeville, Minnesota, Republican presidential candidate John McCain defended his political rival, Barack Obama, in the midst of increased public displays of negativity toward the Democratic candidate:
McCain was booed at a town-hall meeting here when he rebuked a man who said he was “scared…to bring a child up” under an [...]

JOHN MCCAIN KNOWS HOW TO GET OSAMA BIN LADEN BUT WON’T TELL ANYBODY

I know this is old, but I have been extremely busy and haven’t had a chance to write about it. This doozy from Republican presidential candidate John McCain comes from the second presidential debate:
I’ll get Osama bin Laden, my friends. I’ll get him. I know how to get him. I’ll get him no matter what [...]

MCCAIN LABELS THE RED SOX AS THE “SENTIMENTAL FAVORITE,” MAKING ME WANT TO LAUGH AND CRY AT THE SAME TIME

In news that further epitomizes the poorly managed campaign of the McCain team, Republican presidential candidate John McCain said he wants the Boston Red Sox to win the World Series:
“I still kinda like the Red Sox,” McCain said in an interview this morning on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” when asked about the Major League Baseball playoffs. [...]

CAN I GET SOME ANSWERS? PLEASEEEEE?

Thanks to YouTube {Here: Go to 4:03 for best part]
People continue to shock me. It is astounding to me that these people we elect care so little about us that they play Jr. High games within Congress. Last night, while hearing the news come in that the bill had not passed, [...]

GOOD LUCK, MR. OBAMA: NEW POLL CONFIRMS THAT AMERICANS ARE STILL RACIST

In news that will shock anyone who thinks we live in a perfect world engulfed by unicorns, fairies, and rainbows, a recently released AP/Yahoo! News poll on race reveals that many Americans still harbor negative feelings toward African-Americans.
Among the notable statistics:

“… one-third of white Democrats harbor negative views toward blacks — many calling them “lazy,” [...]

JOHN MCCAIN LIKES CARS

Further proof that the Republican presidential candidate is out of touch with the average American, Newsweek reports that McCains own a total of 13 cars:
McCain’s personal ride, a 2004 Cadillac CTS, is no gas sipper, but it should make Detroit happy because it’s made by General Motors. “I’ve bought American literally all my life and [...]

SANTA CLAUS, THE TOOTH FAIRY, AND THE BOOGEYMAN ALL AGREE THAT MCCAIN INVENTED THE BLACKBERRY

John McCain should really be careful about who he sends out to the press to do his speaking:
Asked what work John McCain did as chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee that helped him understand the financial markets, the candidate’s top economic adviser wielded visual evidence: his BlackBerry.
“He did this,” Douglas Holtz-Eakin told reporters this morning, [...]

KARL ROVE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE GROWING A CONSCIENCE

In news that continues to shock and amaze me, Karl Rove has, at least momentarily, broken rank with Republicans compatriots and criticized Republican presidential candidate John McCain. Seriously:
“McCain has gone in some of his ads — similarly gone one step too far,” he told Fox News, “and sort of attributing to Obama things that are, [...]